it's amazing i'm still alive

Here is a list (in no particular order) of foods I have been told I must not even put in my mouth, because they are bad for me and will kill me.  Surprisingly enough, I'm still here...

red meat

chicken

fish

raisins

orange juice

milk

apple juice

apples

canola oil

butter

margarine

Crisco

eggs

soy foods

table salt

sugar

corn syrup

bread

grilled foods

theater popcorn

Mexican food

Chinese food

MSG

white rice

white flour

hot dogs

bacon

lunch meats

potatoes

pasta

tap water

bottled water
chewing gum

etc.

etc.

(Good grief!)